Cards Against Humanity: Eight Sensible Gifts For Hanukkah: Nights 1 – 3

It’s that time of year again, and Cards Against Humanity is back with another (according to them, the last they are doing) gift program.  This year we get the Eight Sensible Gifts For Hanukkah.  Being born and raised Jewish myself, I can confirm that CAH went all out with every stereotypical Jewish humor they could think, and it’s hilarious.  I was almost crying watching the announcement video, which is a bunch of Jewish banter over a traditional Hanukkah meal (found here).

As with previous years, I will be documenting all the gifts received from this promotion here on Pure Geekery.  Just like in previous years, there also appears to be a very elaborate puzzle and game to go along with these gifts.  I do not really have the time/patience for another one of these games, but if you are interested in it, you can find all the information you need at http://hanukkah.lol/.

And now, on to what you actually came here for, THE GIFTS!

Day 1:

Front of envelope

Front of envelope

 

Back of envelope

Back of envelope

 

Letter 1

Letter 1

 

Socks Front

Socks Front

 

Socks Back

Socks Back

A PAIR OF SOCKS!  Traditionally, the gift you get on the first night of Hanukkah is generally the crappiest.

 

Day 2:

 

Front of envelope

Front of envelope

 

Back of envelope

Back of envelope

 

Letter 2 (TLDR)

Letter 2 (TLDR)

 

Front of socks

Front of socks (I didn’t notice this with day one, but like how they added the second candle for the second night)

 

 

Back of socks

Back of socks

 

ANOTHER PAIR OF SOCKS!  Well played CAH, another crappy gift for another early day of Hanukkah.  The only way this would have been funnier is if you sent a single sock each night instead 🙂

 

Day 3:

Front of envelope

Front of envelope

 

Back of envelope

Back of envelope

 

Letter 3 (TLDR)

Letter 3 (TLDR)

 

Front of socks

Front of socks

 

Back of socks

Back of socks

A third pair of socks?  The joke was made on night two, now it’s kind of beating a dead horse :/

That’s it for now.  When I get a couple more gifts, I’ll put up another post.  Anyone care to take a guess on what’s coming next? 🙂

 

For all my coverage on 2013 and 2014’s holiday bullshit campaigns, see the links below:

Read about Days 1 through 3 of the 2014 10 Days Or Whatever Of Kwanzaa here.

Read about gifts 4-7 of 2014’s 10 Days Or Whatever Of Kwanzaa here.

Read about gifts 8-10 of 2014’s 10 Days Or Whatever Of Kwanzaa here

Read about the Day Whatever of 2014’s 10 Days Or Whatever Of Kwanzaa here.

Read about days 1 through 3 of  the 2013 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit here.

Read about Days 4 and 5 of  the 2013 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit here.

Read about 3 more gifts from the 2013 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit here.

Read about the final 4 gifts from the 2013 12 Days of Holiday Bulllshit here.

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