Shit My Husband Says Archive

After I told my husband about Wil Wheaton’s work with animal rescue groups…

Me: Look, they have Fruit Ninja for Kinect! Him: I hate Fruit Ninja. Me: Why? Him: Because I suck at it.

“You can buy some Mass Effect dolls if you want. As long as they’re not 6ft tall and my replacement.”

Me: I’m going in early tomorrow and will probably be working late. Him: Again? Me: My own fault this time. Wrote a section of code, by the time I got to the end I realized it would be a pain to maintain and rewrote it. Him: Your code isn’t functional or elegant. What would

Him: I’m your Spock, aren’t I? Me: Yeah, pretty much. Him: I’m going to show you a logical time.

I recently bought the Sonic Ultimate Genesis Collection to have some fun multiplayer games to play with my husband. This was our discussion while playing Streets of Rage. Me: We should play Golden Axe, it’s way better (switches game over). Him: This is just Streets of Rage with Dwarfs…..IS THAT A DRAGON!

After watching the Rise of the Cybermen and The Age of Steel Him: I really don’t think I want you traveling with the Doctor. It’s too dangerous. Me: That’s fine, I’d rather work at Torchwood anyway. Him: Now you’re just being ridiculous.

“I really want the Lego Millennium Falcon set, but it costs as much as a real Millennium Falcon.”

“I could totally build a TARDIS. … I don’t have to build the inside do I?”

Preface: There’s a train that runs in our town that only runs for special events. Him: Did you hear a train? Me: It’s the Christmas train. Him: Oh….I thought maybe it was the Hogwarts train. Me: You’re too old to go to Hogwarts. Him: I KNOW!